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******* A typical day *******
It is just another Saturday morning, and we find our crew at 7th Heaven.
Yuffie: Cait Sith!! Those were MY Frosted Flakes !!!!!
Cait: So.....? Like you didn't eat MINE last week!!!
Yuffie: I DID NOT !!
Cait: YES YOU DID !!
Yuffie: Did not did not did not did not did not DID NOT!!!!
Cait: Did so did so did so did so did so did so DID SO!!!!!
Vincent: (from his bedroom) SHUT UP YOU TWO!!!
Cait and Yuffie: Sorry.
Vincent: That's better!
Yuffie: (softly) did not...
Cait: (also softly) did too!
Vincent: *Sigh* (to himself) Will this ever stop???
Cid: (coming home from buying groceries) Hey Tifa!?!
Tifa: Cid, come to the kitchen quickly!!!
Cid: Oh shit....(runs in kitchen)
Tifa: Look....the water stopped again!
Cid: Hmm, i think it's that stupid boiler again, i'll go fix it!
Tifa: Thanks Cid.
Cid: No prob. (goes down)
Tifa: Now what was i doing??? Oh yeah, i was making breakfast for the guys!
Cloud and Barret: (coming outta their rooms) IM HUNGRY!!
Tifa: Allright, allright. Im busy ok?
Cloud: Ok Tifa. I'll wait here. (stays in kitchen)
Barret: (looks at Yuffie and Cait) What're yoose fightin' foo'??
Yuffie: He ate my cereals!!!
Barret: (to Cait) Is that true?
Cait: Yes, but she...
Barret: No buts, apologise to her!
Cait: But...
Barret: (looking angry at Cait) CAIT SITH....
Cait: *Gulp* I, i..i apologise Yuffie..
Yuffie: I can't hear you....
Cait: (louder) I apologise!
Yuffie: *grins* I accept. (Barret goes to kitchen)
Cait: Good, now shut up and watch the cartoons!
Yuffie: Waaaah, Barret....he was being mean to me!!!!
Cait: SSSHHH (throws a pillow to the door and it closes so Barret can't hear)
Yuffie: Damn!
Red XIII walks in from letting himself out!
Red: Hi guys, im back.
Yuffie: (watching a cartoon) ....
Cait: (also watching) ....
Red: Well, not very talkative i guess. (goes into kitchen)
Cloud: Hiya Red.
Barret: How'sit goin'?
Red: I can't complaint. The trees still stand and the grass is still brown from the smog.
Tifa: Well guys, breakfast is served. Cloud, can you call Cid to come, he's downstairs.
Cloud: Ok. (goes down)
Tifa: Oh, and someone has to wake Vincent too. (looking at Red)
Red: Uhm....well.....why can't Barret go?
Tifa: Ok, Barret?
Barret: Uhm...why can't uhm, why can't...Cloud go! Yeah, Cloud!
Tifa: Cause he's getting Cid. What are you two so afraid about??
Red: Well, Vincent kinda wants to sleep out in weekends remember?
Tifa: Oh yeah, that's how the gunholes got in the door at the first place. Hmm, i see.
Barret: We'll let him sleep ok?
Tifa: Ok. (Cloud and Cid come in)
Cloud: So, let's eat!
Cid: Yeah, im hungry. I fixed your boiler Tifa.
Tifa: Thanks again Cid, maybe we should buy a new one!
Cid: Oh well, i can always fix it again so...
Cloud: (with his mouth full) Yeah, Why *mmbl* waste good *slurp* money?
Tifa: CLOUD! That's disgusting!
Cloud: *swallow*..Sorry.
Red: What are we going to do today?
Tifa: Well, i think we should go and have some fun today.
Cloud: Yeah, the last time we did something fun was like three months ago!
Red: Im ok with it.
Barret: I thinks we should go on a little holiday!
Cid: Well, that's a little bit too much don't you think?
Tifa: And we don't have the money for that too!
Barret: But i wants to have a holidays!
Cid: Now stop wining about a holiday, we can't afford it!
Tifa: Cid's right, we should go to an amusement park or something.
Barret: Shucks. Money!
Cloud: Why don't we go to the Golden Saucer?
Cid: 'Cause we've been there a million times!
Tifa: Well, there's still lots of stuff we haven't done yet there, so i'm in for it!
Red: Me too.
Barret: (mumbles) Shucks, money!
Cid: Oh well, let's wait until Vincent's awake too ok?
Tifa: Hmm, i think it's time for him to get up anyway. (goes upstairs)
Cloud: *GULP* She's brave huh?
Cid: Yeah...
Barret: Sure is...
Tifa: (opens Vincents door) Rise and shine Vincent.
Vincent: Scram you slut.... *SMACK* OUCH! Sorry, im not entirely awake.
Tifa: (looking very angry) Yeah right, you're not having any hangovers now!!!
Vincent: Ok, ok. I'm sorry ok?
Tifa: You'd better get out of my sight and eat your breakfast!!
Vincent: Yipes! (runs downstairs)
Tifa: Ooh, why me!
Downstairs, in the kitchen...
Vincent: Man, don't ever call Tifa a slut!!!
Cid: Well DUH!!!!
Cloud: She isn't a slut anyway!
Tifa: (hearing Cloud from above, thinks) How sweet of him...
Cloud: At least not REALLY one!
Tifa: (thinks) ...Damn you Cloud!!!
Barret: We goes to the Gold Saucer today.
Vincent: *groan* not again?
Cloud: Yes, again. There's still lots to do there!
Vincent: Like what?
Cloud: We'll see when we get there!
Cid: Don't try to talk em out of it Vampy, they made up their minds!
Vincent: Shut up.
Cid: Oh, did i call you vampy again?
Vincent: Yes, and it wasn't an accident!
Cid: SO?
Vincent: ....
Cid: Ha!
Tifa: (comes down) Let's get going everybody!!!
Yuffie/Cait: Wait, the cartoons ain't finished yet!!!
Tifa: Well when do they end?
Cait: 4 PM.
Tifa: Well, we don't have the time to wait so long, so move it!
Yuffie: But i wanna watch cartoons!!!
Tifa: We're going to the Golden Saucer!!!
Cait/Yuffie: Really????
Tifa: Yes.
Cait: Who needs cartoons?
Yuffie: Yeah, let's go to the Golden Saucer!
Around 1 PM, at Corel.
Tifa: Well, who's got the money for the tickets?
Cloud: ....
Barret: ....
Cid: ....
Vincent: ....
Red: ....
Yuffie: ....
Cait: ....
Tifa: Oh god, we gotta go back!!!!
Everyone: *groan*
Around 2:30 PM, again at Corel.
Tifa: Ok, i got the money, who has the camera?
Everyone: Camera???
Tifa: What? You don't want me to take pictures of you???
Everyone: NOO!
Tifa: Oh well, forget the camera then.
Cid: Wait, didn't we have a Golden Ticket????
Cloud: Oh yeah, that's right.
Tifa: Well??? Where is it??
Cid: Um, i think at home!
Everyone: Ohhh, not again!!!
Around 4 PM, for the third time at Corel.
Tifa: Ok, we got the money and the Golden Ticket, let's go...
Cloud: Wait, i forgot my sword, i wanna battle in Battle Square!
Cid/Vincent: Me too!!!
Tifa: Ok, let's go back and this time, we check everything AT HOME ok?
Around 5:30 PM, fourth time at Corel....
Yuffie: (to Cait) Damn, we could've watched a LOT more cartoons by now!
Cait: Yeah, damn those bad-memory clowns!
Cid: Ok, let's go...(they go up in the ropeway)
At the ropeway station, Golden Saucer.
Man: Sorry folks, the Golden Saucer is closed today, come back tomorrow.
Everyone: WHAT!?!?!
Man: Hey, i'm sorry but we had a broken electricity cable, so nothing works today. Come
back tomorrow!
Tifa: What did we do to deserve this???
Cloud: Yeah, we wasted a complete day!
Barret: So can us go on a little holiday now?
Everyone: AAAGH!!!
Barret: Sorry....
The end.
Written by Faruk KuraFire Ates!