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*****Sephy's Birthday*****
*** Cloud's Room ***
Cloud: *YAWN!* What a night! (looks at his calender) Cool! It's Sephy's birthday!
Vincent: (knocks on Cloud's door) Hurry up!
Cloud: Okay!
*** Downstairs ***
Cloud: Goodmorning.
Tifa: Cloud, have you had a good night?
Aeris: Hey! I wanted to ask that!
Tifa: Too bad.
Aeris: Whore!
Tifa: DIE!!! (they fight once again)
Cloud: Ho boy...
Vincent: Hey Seph!
Sephy: Yeah?
Vincent: You know that movie, Enemy of the State?
Sephy: Yeah, but I haven't seen it yet.
Vincent: Let's see it today!
Sephy: Okay! (they leave)
Cloud: Have they left yet?
Cid: Yup!
Cloud: Great! We'll all got our fancy costume, right?
Aeris (stops fighting): Well...
Tifa: I haven't got anything yet..
Cloud: Well, the party is at 19:00, so you have enough time, right?
Tifa: Come on Aeris!
Aeris: Okay! (they leave)
[Author's note: I did it! I let them coexcist in peace for once! Mommy will be so proud... *sniff*]
Cid: Let's decorate this place!
Yuffie: Who made you the leader?
Cid: Just decorate, okay? (thinks) Materia B^%$#!
Yuffie: I heard that!
Cid: ???
*** Outside ***
Red: So this is Sephy's present?
Cloud: Yes, we bought it from all the gill you guys reserved for his birthday.
Red: Lemme see it!
Cloud: Okay. (takes the blanket of and reveals a hummer)
Red: Cool!
Cloud: There's a reason that I brought you here...
Red: Why?
Cloud: The hummer got some spots on it. (hands Red a bucket of water and an old piece of cloth) Have fun!
Red: (curses at Cloud and tries to clean the Humvee)
*** Some store in Midgar ***
Aeris: We've been here for two hours and we still haven't got a costume!
Tifa: I know. I'm thinking...
Aeris: About what?
Tifa: .....
Aeris: Will you tell me?
Tifa: .....
Aeris: Pretty, pretty please???
Tifa: (lightbulb appears over her head) I got it! (whispers something to Aeris)
Aeris: Hey, that's fun!
Tifa: You're in?
Aeris: For sure!
*** 18:30 ***
Aeris: Hi guys!
Tifa: Hello!
Cloud (dressed as the Chocobo Sage): I thought you two would get a costume?
Aeris (giggles): We did!
Tifa (smiles): Look closer Cloud...
Cloud: (looks real good) You two are wearing eachother's clothes??? Cool!
Aeris: I got an better idea! Let's not tell anyone!
Tifa: This is gonna be sooooooo much fun!
(doorbell rings)
Cid (dressed as a pilot, all hyper): That would be the guests! (opens door)
Author (Jeroen)/The Turks/Rufus/Bugenhagen/Shera: Hi Cid!
Cid (hyper): Welcome! Welcome! Come in! Come in! Have fun!
Reno (dressed as Max Damage, whispers to Shera): Why is he so hyper?
Shera (dressed as Daisy Duck, whispers back): I dunno... He's probably trying to quit smoking again...
(a little time later, everybody is busy with his or her own business)
Jeroen (dressed as Urza): You ABSOLUTLY sure you're Aeris?
Aeris: Ofcourse I'm sure!
Jeroen: Right... (softly) Ditzy B&^%$...
Aeris: WHAT!? FINAL HEA-
Jeroen: AHAA!!! GOTCHA!!!
Aeris: Damn! But how did you know?
Jeroen: I write this stuff!
Aeris: Oh yeah...
*** 19:00 ***
Cloud: Hey guys! It's 19:00! Better get ready!
(everybody hides)
Aeris: Tseng?
Tseng (dressed as Sean Connery): Yeah?
Aeris: If you get any closer, I'll dismember you!
Tseng: Why are you so violent all of the sudden?
Aeris: None of your business!
Tseng: Why aren't you wearing a costume?
Aeris: You'll find out soon...
Tifa: Hello Cloud.
Cloud: Hi A- Ehhh... Tifa!
Tifa: This sure is fun, isn't it?
Cloud: Yeah. Where's Cid? I hope he doesn't freak out!
Tifa: He's over the- EEEEEEKKKKKSSSSS!!!!
Rude (as captain Picard): Heh heh heh...
Cloud: You bald bastard! (punches Rude)
Rude: Ouch! Take it easy!
(door opens)
Cloud: Shut up!
Sephy: That was fun!
Vincent: You think fighting with Hells Angels is fun?
Sephy: It sure is! Why is it so dark in here? (switches the light on)
All: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
Sephy: WOW! Thanks guys!
Cid (totally hyper): Yay! PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY (takes a deep breath) PARTY PARTY PART- (gets knocked out by Vincent)
Cloud: Who has got the presents?
Barret (as Mr. T [HA! You didn't expect that, did you? :)] ): I pity the foo' who-
Yuffie (as a Ninja): SHUT UP!
Barret: ...
Cloud: Ah! Here! (gives Sephy some small presents) Here you go!
Sephy: Thanks guys! (unwraps them) Lemme see... Cool! Magic cards! Who wants to play?
Tifa: Seph, you forgot a present...
Sephy: Huh? (he follows the rest outside) What's that?
Aeris: Go on, open it...
Sephy: Cool! a HUMMER! (drives around)
(everyone goes back inside and begins to have fun)
Jeroen: Ooooowwwww... Is that a Rolex?
Rude: Yeah.
Jeroen: Can I lend it?
Rude: What for?
Jeroen: To impress a beautifull girl I know!
Rude: Thats why I'm wearing this thing!
Jeroen: Nuts!
Cid (runs to Rude and Jeroen): CAFEINE NICOTINE CAFEINE NICOTINE CAFEINE NICOTINE CAFEINE NICOTINE!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! (runs away again)
Tseng: Aeris?
Aeris: Yeah?
Tseng: Have you finally rid yourself of that b^%$# Tifa?
Aeris: WHY YOU- I mean, not yet. Why?
Tseng: You know, you wanted to hit with Cloud, right?
Aeris: Yeah...
Elena (dressed as a vampire: Fincent?
Vincent: Yeah? Wow! Cool costume!
Elena: Fhanks. Would you like some fie I made?
Vincent: Sure!
Sephy: Why hasn't anything horrible happened yet?
Bugen: Yeah. Normally, Tifa + Aeris + Cloud = Trouble
Aeris: (walks to Tifa) WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU TRYING WITH MY BOYFRIEND!?!?!?!?
Tifa: YOUR BOYFRIEND???
Aeris: I've had it! (leaves to her room and walks back as her normal self)
Tifa: I'm gonna kick your sorry @$$!
Tifa #2: Fine! I hate this slutty outfit! (changes too) Slut!
Tifa: Whore!
Aeris: Silicone queen!
Tifa: Prostitute!
Aeris: Fat Pig!
Tifa: Fat?!?! Ever looked in a mirror? Thats what I call fat!
Aeris: When you walk on the street, cars run out of gas by driving around you!
Tifa: You're so G&^%#$% old, you Social Security number is 1!
Aeris: B&^%$!
TIfa: F^%$ you! (Tifa attacks Aeris)
(this would have been a normal catfight, except that everyone is fighting, making a complete mess)
Aeris: WHORE!!!
Tifa: SLUT!!!
(suddenly, sirens can be heard, the cops bust in and arrest everyone)
*** Police Station ***
Guy: All rise before the honorable judge Palmer
Palmer: YOU'RE GUILTY! I DEMAND THAT YOU PROVIDE ME 1.000.000 kilograms of lard!
Sephy: No problemo! (instantly crushes Palmer under 1.000.000.000 grams of lard!)
Shera/The Turks/Rufus/Bugenhagen: Well, it's about time. See you!
Jeroen: Heck, I gotta write a fanfic about this! Laters!
Faruk: HEY! Thats my line! I dont walk around saying 'Ciao' everywhere, do I?
Jeroen: Okay okay, I'm sorry. (to Cloud and the others) Well, I still gotta write a fanfic. Ciao!
Faruk: Beat it!
Jeroen: This is MY fanfic, for crying out loud!
Faruk: On my site!
Jeroen: Jerk...
Faruk: What?!?! (starts to attack Jeroen)
Jeroen: AHHHHHHH!!!! (gets beaten up badly by Faruk)
Faruk: MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! (a shadowflare like thingie appears and Faruk disappears)
Jeroen: Ouch...
Cloud + others: (decide to leave Jeroen alone)
*** Back at Cloud's Villa ***
(01:00 at night, Cloud finally managed to drink Sephy under the table)
Cloud (drunk as hell): That'll show ya! (begins to walk more or less to his room) Hey, whats this in my bed?
Tifa (sleepy): Who is that? (opens her eyes) CLOUD?!
Cloud: Oops... Wrong room...
Tifa (smiles): I don't mind. (pulls Cloud down)
Cloud: Ehhh... Okaaaaay then...
THE END!
Tifa: Cloud?
Cloud: Hmmm?
Tifa: Get your hand away from there! I swear I'll kill you if you dont!
Cloud: Geez!