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A FF7 X-Mas!! (By: Jeroen V. Many Thanks To: Faruk 'Kurafire' Ates)
*** At Rocket Town ***
Cloud: Hey, look outside! Everything is covered in snow!
Yuffie: WOW! Let's have a snowfight!
Cloud (walks outside to look for mail): Bill... fanmail... magazi- (gets hit by a snowball)
Tifa: HA! Gotcha!
Cloud: I'll get you! (throws a snowball to Tifa and hits her)
Tifa: YIKES! That stuff is cold! (grabs snowball) Take this! (hits Cloud)
Cloud: (gets hit in the face) Ack! Eat snow, pard'ner! (throws a snowball in Tifa's hair)
Tifa: You jerk! (jumps at Cloud and they begin to rumble in the snow)
*** Later, back at Cloud's Villa ***
Tifa (sits by the fire): I sure got you back there!
Cloud: Did not!
Tifa: Did too!
Cloud: Did not!
Tifa: Did too!
Cloud: Did not!
Tifa: Yes I did! (walks away, comes back and puts snow in Cloud's neck)
Cloud: Waah! Cold! You win!
Tifa: (smiling)
*** Vincent's room ***
Aeris: Vincent, are you awake?
Vincent: Yes I am. Now go away!
Aeris: it's Christmas day, and were gonna have a snowfight...
Vincent: Good luck then! (turns around)
Aeris: Come on, get out and enjoy!
Vincent NO!
Aeris: ..... (walks away, sad)
Tifa: Whats wrong?
Aeris: Christmas isn't reserved for Vincent.
Tifa: Oh... Hey, I got an idea! (whispers something to Aeris)
*** Vincent's room ***
Vincent: Zzzz... Zzzz... Zzzz...
Cloud: Get him! (Cloud and Cid grab Vince's arms and Barret his legs)
Vincent: What the hell are you guys doing?!?!
*** Downstairs ***
Tifa: Okay guys, throw him out! (they throw Vincent out in the snow)
Vincent: YIKES! This stuff is cold! Cloud, get over here now!
Cloud: Okay! (gets hit by a snowball)
Vincent: HAHAHA!!!
Cloud: Aw man, not again! (all get in a massive snowfight)
*** By the fire ***
Aeris: (sits next to Cloud, snuggles closer) That was fun!
Tifa: (snuggles closer to Cloud, too) I love Christmas...
Cloud: Yeah, me too...
Aeris: Weird answer.
Tifa: He was talking to me!
Aeris: Why do you have to ruin my Christmas! (Catfight!!!)
Cloud: Hey, stop it! it's Christmas!
Aeris: He's right! We gotta do something that fits the season!
Tifa: Yeah! (they begin throwing Xmass balls at eachother)
Cloud: Nothing works with them two...
Sephy: Hey, let's go to the Christmas parade!
Cloud: Why not? Let's go!
*** At the Christmas Parade ***
Yuffie: Look at all those lights!
Aeris: It's all so pretty!
Cloud: Hey look! It's Santa!
Tifa: Cool!
Red: Hey, that Santa, isn't that...
Santa: Ho ho hoooo! Ehhh... I mean, Ho ho ho!
Red: Gramps!
Bugen: Red! (they talk about lotsa stuff)
*** Later ***
Bugen: Well, I must go. The show must go on! Bye!
Red: Bye!
Tifa: I... I'm f-f-freezing!
Aeris: That happens when you always wear that slutty outfit!
Tifa: F-f-f$%^ Y...you! B-b-b-b... (freezes)
*** Back at Rocket town ***
Tifa: (eats an Instant Thaw Tablet (TM))
Cloud: You alright now?
Tifa: Yeah, think so...
Cloud: You sure got the worst of it. Want something warm to drink?
Tifa: Sure. (thinks) How nice of him!
Cloud: Okay, I'll get you something.
Tifa: .....
Cloud: Here, I made you some hot chocolat.
Tifa: Thanks. Cloud?
Cloud: Yeah?
Tifa: Sit down...
Cloud (a bit nervous): What's wrong Tifa?
Tifa: Nothing. I just want to be alone with you...
Cloud (thinks): If I gotta act, I gotta act now! (puts his arm around Tifa)
Tifa: Cloud?
Cloud: (pulls his arm back) I'm sorry...
Tifa: No, don't be... I was a little surprised... Thats all...
Cloud: It's just that I really...
Tifa: ???
Cloud: .....
Tifa: Cloud?
Cloud: ..... I really... love you Tifa...
Tifa (surprised): Y-you mean it?
Cloud (blushing like hell): (just nods)
Tifa (blushing, too): I...
Cloud: I know... I'm just a good friend. Don't let this spoil our relationship.
Tifa: It isn't. I... I'm gonna say it!
Cloud: ???
Tifa: Ever since that night at the well... I've really began to... love you, too, Cloud...
Cloud: Love me?
Tifa: Yeah... I was always too shy... I'm sorry...
Cloud: Don't be sorry... It's alright. It's..... I just can't find the right words now.....
Tifa: Cloud, words aren't the only thing that express feelings... (she kisses Cloud)
Cloud: I think I'm beginning to understand... (kisses her back)
*** Christmas Eve. ***
Aeris: Look at this nice dress Yuffie got me!
Tifa: .....
Aeris: You don't like it?
Tifa: I have a headache... I'm going to get some rest...
Yuffie: Poor Tifa. The best evening in the year and she's sick.
Cloud: I'll keep her company...
Yuffie (waits till Cloud is out of the room): I wonder if he's gonna... have fun with Tifa?
Aeris: Yuffie, don't. Tifa's got a headache.
Yuffie: You're no fun!
*** Tifa's room ***
Tifa: .....
Cloud: Tifa?
Tifa: Hi Cloud...
Cloud (sits down on her bed): Ehhh... I brought you a present... Go ahead, open it...
Tifa: Sure... (opens the present) A baby Chocobo! How cute! I'll name him... ehhh... Cloud!
Choco (Cloud): WARK!
Cloud: You name him after me?
Chocobo: WOOHEEHOO!
Tifa: Yep. Ain't he cute!
Chocobo: WARK! Waaah. Wa... (falls assleep)
Tifa: Thank you so much Cloud! (hugs him)
Cloud: I think your headache is gone...
Tifa: Ehhh... Well, it's magic! Restore materia actually... (pulls him down)
Cloud: ..... (kisses Tifa)
Tifa: ..... (kisses Cloud)
Yuffie: Hey Tifa, want more pre-... Oh... (walks away)
*** New Years Eve. 23:45 ***
Aeris: 15 more minutes... This is so exciting!
Yuffie: Fireworks! Fireworks! Fireworks! I want fireworks!
Vincent: Got it! (aims at Yuffie with Death Penalty)
Yuffie: AAAAAHHHHH! (runs like hell)
Cloud: Not that kind of fireworks, moron!
Vincent: Oops...
*** 15 minutes later ***
All: Happy new year!
Cloud: Okay, I want to...
All: Blah blah blah...
Cloud: I want to...
All: Blah blah blah...
Cloud: .....
All: Blah blah blah...
Cloud: SHUT THE F#$@ UP!!!
All: .....
Cloud: Better. I just want to say one thing... (walks to Tifa)
Tifa: What's wrong Cloud?
Cloud (nervous): N-nothing...
Tifa: You sure?
Cloud: Yeah... (kneels before Tifa, gathers all his courage) Will you marry me?
Tifa (surprised): Yes! (jumps up and hugs him)
All: Ahhhh...
Vincent: How cute!
Yuffie: How sweet!
Aeris: %@#@%&^$$#@#@!!!
Cid: well call me a horse's-
All: CID! YOU PROMISSED THAT YOU WOULDN"T CURSE!
Cid: Okay okay okay!!!
*** 9 months later ***
Docter: Push!
Tifa: AAAAHHHH!!!
Cloud: *gulp* Is it gonna be alright, docter?
Docter: With a little luck... Push harder Tifa!
Tifa: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH! I'm trying!!!
Cloud: (faints)
Tifa: AHHH!!!
Docter: There ya go! A healthy young boy!
Tifa (out of breath): *pant* A boy? Ahhh... Cloud, look at our son! We'll call him... Vincent!
Cloud: (just lies there unconscious)
Tifa: (giggles)
THE END!