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Cloud's Ultimate Shopping Nightmare! (by: Jeroen V.)
Cloud: (watching Jerry)
Aeris: Hi Cloud!
Cloud: Hi.
Aeris: I got a great idea! Let's go shopping!
Tifa: If Cloud's gonna shop, he's gonna shop with me!
Cloud (thinks):I don't wanna shop. I HATE shopping!
Aeris: We're wasting time Cloud. Let's go!
Tifa: NO! (knocks out Aeris) Cloud's gonna shop with me, right Cloud?
Cloud: I don't wanna shop! You know I hate shopping!
Tifa: I don't care! You're comming with me, buster!
Cloud: NO!
Tifa: Have it your way! (picks Cloud up and throws him into her Hummer)
Cloud (thinks): Why do I have this feeling this is gonna be a horrible day?
Tifa (happily): Let's go. We'll go shopping, shopping and ofcourse, shopping! Right Cloud?
Cloud: (jumped out of Tifa's hummer)
Tifa: Damn! I'll get you Cloud!
*** Junon ***
Cloud: Reno, you gotta help me!
Reno: What's wrong?
Cloud: TIfa's been trying to go shopping with me!
Reno: Poor guy. Rude has gone shopping with Elena.
Cloud: Why do all the women go shopping suddenly?
Reno: That's in their nature. Besides, it's Mass Sale here in Junon.
Cloud: Here in Junon?
Reno: Yup.
Cloud: Oh god! Tifa's gonna be...
Tifa: Cloud! Get here!
Cloud: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! (runs to launch pad, Tifa chases him)
Cloud: Open the door! It's me, Cloud!
Cid: Well if it isn't Cloud! Come in bud!
Tifa: Cid, wait for me!
Cloud: Close the f#$%^&# door!
Tifa: You're comming with me Cloud!
Cloud: No way!
Tifa: Wether you like it or not! (knocks out Cloud and drags him to Junon Shopping Centre)
*** Junon Shopping Centre ***
Tifa: Look at the skirts they got! I'm gonna try them all on!
Cloud: *Groan*
Tifa (walks in): I'm gonna try those 13!
Cloud: You go right ahead!
*** 13 New skirts later ***
Cloud: Zzzz... Zzzz... Zzzz... Zzzz... Zzzz...
Tifa: What do you think of this one?
Cloud: Zzzz... Zzzz... Zzzz... Zzzz... Zzzz...
Tifa: I don't like this one either... Hey! Let's go to the dress shop!
Cloud Zzzz... !!! What?
Tifa: Come on! (drags Cloud to the dress store)
*** At the dress store ***
Tifa: Look at all these pretty dresses!
Cloud (thinks): Should I stab or hang myself?
Tifa: Hmmm... This is a stupid dress...
Aeris: HEY! That's mine! You!?!?
Tifa: Oh no! She's here too!
Aeris: Damn right I am!
Tifa: I don't wanna see you! I'm outta here!
*** 3 hours later ***
SOLDIER Guy: (whistles something)
Cloud: Hi! I'm Cloud Strife from Avalanche!
SOLDIER Guy: Oh s$&%! (runs away)
Cloud: Arrest me! Please arrest me! @$$hole!!!
Tifa: This one is really nice. (points at black jeans she's wearing)
Cloud: Can we go home now?
Tifa: No. I gotta get something that matches. This shirt just isn't right anymore!
Cloud: Oh no...
*** 3 hours later again ***
Cloud: *groan*
Tifa: Hey Cloud! Isn't this red sweater great?
Cloud (totally uniterrested): Adorable...
Tifa: Wouldn't you want some new clothes?
Cloud: NO!
Tifa: Okay. What do you think of me, huh? (lets her hair wave loose)
Cloud (looks at Tifa): You're beautifull!
Tifa: Thanks!
*** Back at Cloud's Villa ***
Tifa: Well, that wasn't so though, was it?
Cloud: Next time, I'll throw myself in front of a train! (thinks) She looks damn hot like this!
Tifa: Silly... Anyway, I'm gonna throw all of this in my closet. See ya!
Cloud (watches an stupid movie): At least I've survived...
Aeris: Hi Cloud! Wanna go shopping with me?
Cloud: (screams like a little girl and runs away)
Aeris: ???
THE END!
Tifa: Whats the moral of this fanfic?
Cloud: Always take a pillow with you! I still have a sore neck from those hard benches... HA!
Tifa: *sigh*
THE REAL END!