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Cloud: How come she has to come?!
Elena: Because!
Cloud: So?!
Cid: Leave her alone, I invited her cause she lent me and vampy--
Vincent: I am not a vampire!
Cid: --her Hummer, so we promised her a trip on my ship.
Cloud: But she's a Turk!
Vincent: (glaring) Do you have something against us Turks?
Cloud: Uh, no....just girls!
Yuffie: What?!
Cloud: D'oh! Sorry Yuffie...
Elena: How come we're flying this crater?
Cid: No reason, I just wanted you to see where we kicked Sephiroth's butt!
Cloud: This is boring!!!
Cid: Don't say that!
Cloud: Why?
Vincent: Don't you remember what happened last time?!
Cloud: Oh yeah, we met that Xena chick...I will never say, 'I am BORED!' again.
Narrator: Is someone bored?
Everyone: Aaah!
Narrator: Mwahahahaha...ignore that portal youre flying into...
Cid: What?! (the Highwind flies into a portal, then they come out...in space!)
Cloud: Huh?! I thought you need a rocket to go into space.
Narrator: Thats why I modified the Highwind to become a space rocket!
Cloud: Oh....so why are we here?
Narrator: To meet someone who goes where no man has gone before! (Star Trek: The Next Generation Theme begins)
Yuffie: Whoa! Cool theme!
Vincent: Uh-oh, we're in Star Trek!
Cloud: Hey! That looks like a ship over there! The Enterprise?
Elena: Hey! Im feeling weird over here! (they all turn translucent because they are being beamed over to the Enterprise).
The bridge...with some people already on it.
Cloud: (addressing the bald guy) Alright, who are you?!
Elena: Rude?!
Bald guy: My name is Jean-Luc Picard, I am Captain of this vessel.
Vincent: (under his breath) Damn! I was hoping we'd meet that Kirk guy...
Cid: So what do you do here?
Large dude with beard: We're explorers.
Elena: Whoa! Who are you good-looking?
Large dude with beard: I am Commander William T. Riker...
Ditzy woman: He's mine, so dont even try it!
Riker: *Sigh* And thats the ships counselor, Deanna Troi....
Picard: Where do you come from?
Cid: Were from another world, some stupid narrator likes to place us in other dimensions.
Narrator: Did you call me stupid?
Picard: Q! (in a flash of light, Q appears).
Q: Mon capitan!
Cloud: (recognizes voice) Youre the narrator?!
Q: I'm also an omnipotent being.
Yuffie: Cool!
Cloud: Oh shut up!
Yuffie: At least he doesnt wear a stupid girly suit like you!
Cloud: Hey! Zack gave this to me!
Vincent: Settle down Spike!
Cloud: Shut up, Dracula!
Vincent: Why you little...!(lunges at Cloud and starts choking him like Homer Simpson).
Riker: Are they always like this?
Cid: No, sometimes they fight. (starts to smoke a cigarette)
Picard: I do not allow smoking
on my ship!
Elena: Don't you yell at my friends, baldy!
Picard: Baldy?! Come here! (chases after Elena, shooting his phaser).
Q: Isn't this delightful?
Yuffie: Hey, dude, can you create materia?
Q: Only if I feel like it...
Yuffie: Damn!
Vincent: (drops Cloud on the floor) Yuffie!
Yuffie: Oops...
Cloud: (gasping for air) You...promised...not...to curse...anymore...
Cid: No, that was me.
Elena: (still being chased by Picard) Can somebody help me?!
Vincent: ....! (turns into Chaos and Elena hides behind him).
Q and Yuffie: Cool!
Picard: Aaah! (jumps behind Riker).
Riker: Now look what you did! (mutters) Annoying wench...
Vincent: (hard to understand, since hes still in Chaos form) Did...*growl*you...just...*snarl*...call....Elena...a *growl*...wench?! DIE!!! *ROAR*(attacks Riker and eats him).
Troi: Noooooo!!!!
Vincent: (thinking) Yum! Dessert! (eats Troi)
Cid: Stop eating people!
Vincent: (returns to normal) Why?
Cid: You dont know where they've been!
Vincent: Ewwww...
Q: Well, this is getting boring....(flash of light; Troi and Riker return).
Cloud: Send us back!
Q: Make me!
Cloud: (mischievous grin) (like football guy) Are you ready to rumble?!
Elena: (pulls out various materia) Let's rock!
Cid: (gets spear ready) I got me a can of whoop ass!
Yuffie: (gets some materia and her Shuriken) I'm ready to kick some butt!
Vincent: (readies his Death Penalty) ....
Yuffie: Him too!
Cloud: Charge! (they fight with Q) Knights of the Round!!! (that cool King Arthur roar)
Elena: Turk Light! (B-shing!)
Yuffie: Ultima! (twang!)
Cid: Bahamut Zero! (Bahamut sound)
Vincent: Tornado! {with quad magic} (whoosh! whoosh! whoosh! whoosh!)
Q: Aaah! No more! I give up! (flash of light)
Cid: We're on the Highwind again!
Yuffie: Cool!
Elena: Well, that was certainly, uh, interesting...
Cloud: Yeah, you should come with us when something exciting happens!
Elena: Oy! (faints and Vincent catches her)
Yuffie: (singing) Vincent and Elena, sitting in a tree. K-I-S-S-I-N-G! First comes love, then comes marriage, here comes Vampy with a baby carriage!
Vincent: Hey! (drops Elena)
Elena: Owww!!!
Vincent: Oops...
Yuffie: (tauntingly) Why dont you kiss her, and make it all better?!
Vincent: .... (walks slowly to Yuffie)
Yuffie: Hey now! What are you doing?! (Vincent picks her up and throws her over the railing) Not again! Aaaaaaeeeeeeeeeee!!!
Cid: Vincent!
Vincent: (realizes what he did) Oops! (jumps over and flies back with Yuffie)
Yuffie: (pale) Duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh....
Cloud: Lets just go home!
Elena: At least youll never say the forbidden words again...
Cloud: Huh? Oh yeah, the I am bored thing.
Narrator/Q: Is someone bored?! Mwahahahaha!
Everyone: Aaah!
THE END (heh, heh)