Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? -Because he didn't had the guts!
Why did the chicken cross the road? -To get on the other side.
Why didn't the chicken cross the road again? -Because the skeleton was standing there.
Why did the snails cross the road? -Because they were afraid that the skeleton would pick
them up and use them as his 'guts'.
Why did the skeleton cross the road? -Because he saw the snails on the other side and
wanted to use them to cross the road.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road again? -He felt fine with the fact that he crossed
the road once already.
Moral of these road X-ings: skeletons need a reason to cross a road.
Why did the man cross the road? -Because he felt like it.
Why did his wife follow him across the road? -Because she needed money from him.
Why didn't the man cross the road after his wife took his money? -Because he had no reason
to cross it.
Why did the child cross the road? -Because I said so.
Why didn't anybody cross the road? -Because there wasn't a road nearby!
