Here are some reasons why you can be proud of being male...

• You can hit a nail in a wall
• A haircut doesn't take 5 hours of your precious time, nor does it use up all of your paycheck.
• Others think it's fantastic if you can cook. Even better: if you can iron!
• How a washing machine works will always be a mystery to you.
• The TV-remote is yours, and yours alone!
• You only have to shave your face.
• You can be succesfull in the business-world.
• Waking up, getting dressed and having breakfast is possible for you in only 7 minutes if needed.
• You only need one pair of shoes.
• The whole world is your toilet.
• Grey hairs and wrinkles only make you more attractive.
• You have a sense of humor.
• You can bike in against the wind.
• You can't become pregnant unwanted.
• You know how to program the videorecorder.
• You can write your name in the snow.
• You have an understanding of electricity.
• You don't have to lie about your age.
• You don't care if your hair gets wet of the rain.
• If you go into politics you are taken seriously.
• You can eat a banana in public.
• You can tell a joke successfully.
• Life for you only really starts after you became thirty.
• You think of just one thing for the whole day.
• Naked characters in movies are nearly always female.

But there are some reasons why you wouldn't want to be a male too:

• Nobody will help you if you drop something.
• You can't play with your own breasts.
• You have to pay for your own drinks yourself.
• You can't fake an orgasm.
• Playmate's are as accessible as Pluto with the public transportation.

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