They told me at the blood bank this might happen.
This is that 15-minute power nap they raved about in that time-management course you sent me to.
Whew! Guess I left the top off the White-Out. You probably got here just in time!
I was not sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm.
I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance.
I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminating towards people who practice Yoga?
Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem!
The coffee machine is broken.
Someone must have put decaf in the wrong pot.
...and in Jesus' name, Amen!
Everything on this page is copyright © 1999 by Faruk Ates. All rights reserved.
That means: please don't take my work without asking!
Revised: 11 apr 1999.
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